I found your blog on a Catholic Website. Aren't you worried that Catholics are going to be able to track your every move?
Thanks a lot Catherine. I am aware of the Catholic presence on this blog. I was actually worried about that when I started this thing. Then I figured that since I own most of the mainstream media anyways, and they are all quite on top of that, that this couldn't hurt. Thanks for your concern.
Do you play baseball in Hell? Who do you think will win the world series this year?
Did you make that Title up? What are you thinking?
Yes. I do play baseball down here. In fact, one of the only things that give the damned a break is when my minions and I are playing ball. I hit in the three hole. Since I'm a righty, I'm pretty good at pulling things to the left. In fact, pulling things to the left is what I do best. Evidence of this is the democratic party.
The Tigers will win the world series this year...
HAHAHAHAHA. Had you going, didn't I Donovan. My favorite team will be winning the World Series. That team is, of course, the Yankees!
I notice your favorite movie is Brokeback Mountain. Were you mad that this film didn't win best picture?
Kevin. Bonus points for using a cool title, but from now on, if you ever write me again, please refer to your town as Louis. Having towns beginning with the S word doesn't exactly make me happy. By the way, that arch thing you guys have in Louis is pretty cool.
You might be surprised that I wasn't mad this film didn't win best picture. In fact, I'm quite pleased it did not win best picture. Why? Because the makers of this film completely snubbed me at the Golden Globes. They thanked almost everyone that helped make this film possible. But they forgot me! I've been working on this thing since Sodom and Gemorrah. Thats how much dedication I had on it. Then, those jerks, go ahead and pretend like it was their idea. I was happy enough that a film by a Scientologist won. Yup, the maker of CRASH is into that stuff. Plus, his other film, Million Dollar Baby, won in 2005. I still haven't come down from that high yet.